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Highly Intelligent.
Fluent in Eyerolls.

Sarcastic humor for people running low on patience. Wear it. Read it. Download it. Embrace it.

Wearable Attitude

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Professionally Unbothered™

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3–5 Business Days to Give a Shit Tee

$40.60 AUD(plus tax)

Per My Last Remaining Nerve Tee

$40.60 AUD(plus tax)

My Enthusiasm Is Pending Approval Tee

$40.60 AUD(plus tax)

Noted. Ignored. Moving On. Tee

$40.60 AUD(plus tax)

Minimum Required Participation Tee

$40.60 AUD(plus tax)

3–5 Business Days to Give a Shit Hoodie

$65.23 AUD(plus tax)

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Wearable Attitude

Sarcasm you can wear. Apparel & accessories with absolutely no interest in keeping your thoughts to yourself.

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Petty Paperbacks

Coloring books and paperbacks for judging quietly, decompressing loudly, and protecting your last nerve.

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Digital Chaos

Calendars, notecards & digital downloads for keeping your life together—or at least making it look that way.

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